Skitzin'
We do skits. Lots of skits. And we'll stoop to almost anything to get a laugh, a chuckle, even a strong clearing of the throat. Solid corn is what we offer. Still, we hope to weave a little spiritual wisdom and inspiration into those long, silent periods of non-applause. We sing (badly) act (poorly) and make fools of ourselves in ways not even imagined by those who come up with all that late-night cable TV programming. Compared with our skits, even the history channel looks entertaining.

March for Life
Every year on January 22nd, we join our voices with hundreds of thousands to protest the legalization of abortion-on-demand in our country. We speak out in defense of those who cannot defend themselves. If you want to take a stand for life, join us for this powerful event in Washington D.C.

Halloween Party
Throw on a scary costume or just come as your plain ol' scary self for a night of dancing with lots of other scary guys and gouls. Don't be shy; stop by - we don't bite…not unless it's a full moon, anyway.
Semi-Formal
Look your best for a very special night of fine food, prizes, awards and lots of friendly folks bouncing to the beat on the dance floor. Bring a date or come stag.
Christmas Party
Sing those merry ol' tunes, do egg-stands with nog-on-tap, and see if covering yourself in mistletoe will improve your chances at a yuletide smooch (we think not, but it's worth a shot). It's our last big bash before the end of the fall-la-la semester (sorry).

Homecoming
Join Dosh and Garnet, the Goalhedz brothers, for a romp down College Ave in the FSU Homecoming Parade. Show a little Seminole pride and help us support the team that made FSU famous - and feared!

Download the Running of the Goalhedz 2002 (3.6MB)